Cipher has spoken

perilouspage:

heycrabman:

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy’s beard but slightly crooked

(via halftimelazer)

breadfacednerd:

fieriframes:

ALT

[Wow… Good wow? Standing ovation wow.]

(via turing-tested)

a-book-of-creatures:

quasi-normalcy:

I think that what’s brilliant about The Far Side is how it can imply an entire narrative with only a single panel. It’s sequential art without the sequence. Like this one

There’s the obvious implication of what’s going to happen in the future (there’s going to be a hunt), but it also stretches into the past: what circumstances in the anthropology of this group of cavemen must have happened to establish a tradition of dancing with Woolly Mammoths? Why does it, in spite of it’s obvious absurdity, feel kind of right that there should be a dance before the cavemen and the mammoths engage in mortal combat? The reluctant fearful expression on the caveman at the bottom; is this his first hunt? Are those his elders trying to reassure him? Does the one mammoth actually seem to fancy him? What about the one looking fearfully back at his friends? How does he feel that the others aren’t there to reassure him? One of the mammoths in the upper right looks just as fearful as the cavemen; why? etc.

And all of this is purely evoked. There’s only simple line-drawing and two sentences of text, but you see it and it reminds you of other sorts of narratives you’ve seen or experienced, and your brain constructs a whole temporal sequence; and any possible answer you could get to above the questions would never be as satisfying as what your brain fills in.

I could write an entire essay about this.

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girlballs:

farmergilesofham:

desinteresse:

vacuouslytrue:

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks

Moodboard

Are you guys okay? Like in the head?

I guess if you want to treat books like marginalized peoples you can but ..

HELLO????

What they mean is that using paperbacks in that way is tantamount to “parking” your car by ramming it hard enough into a wall that it stops moving.

Do not do this to books.

the books are not going to fuck you

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edgebug:

edgebug:

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”

your brain is unfathomably colossal

(via thotinshield)

nudityandnerdery:

cipheramnesia:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

It’s that time of year again.

Nice

Guess what today is?

(via halftimelazer)

ear-motif:

fanfic is so good bc the premise of some genres of fic are just inherently funny. I want these two grizzled crime drama protagonists to have some fucking fun for once, so they go to a water park. I dont care how i have to logic my way into them going there i dont care who has to drag them Theyre Going

(via wrenrouge)

amphibizzy:

tabboty:

depression creature

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supermariomamafucker:

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

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